Yet Pp tried to phone me this afternoon and was honestly surprised that I did not answer the phone. I literally can barely whisper, against any kind of background noise I am totally inaudible!
Here are some baubles that we have hung on ribbon up the stairs:
And here is a Tolkien Secret Santa Exchange story in which Narvi is a woman dwarf, and meets and marries Celebrimbor: Days of Peace.
It was a slightly alarming exchange request to write, because it was literally just that, no other options or characters provided. (Well, recip also wanted them becoming parents, but I have serious difficulty with writing childbirth involving a mother who is probably under 4'6" and a father who is over 7 feet tall as lighthearted fluff even if they weren't also different species, so I passed on that particular part of it.) Still, I feel the end result is reasonably readable.