"bleh! What have you done to the beautiful dialect of the smilarilion? You've trashed it and made it modern! That is a travesty, and no true fan of tolkein would do this. I reject this work." -- an unregistered user on archiveofourown
I love this comment so much that I am seriously considering getting it printed on a t-shirt. I keep reading it again and it makes me fall over laughing again.