The delightful comfort of wearing warm socks when the weather has taken a turn for the chilly is disrupted by stepping in a splash of water, such as that created by a large hairy dog drinking incautiously.
And yet the splash is not so large that the entire foot is wet, so that parts of my feet are now crying 'we are sad and wet' while other parts of my feet are going 'but it's so snuggly and warm! Can't you just wait a bit, the wet bits are bound to dry soon'.
I wonder if this is what Brexit feels like if you are a country. Get it together, feet.
I should probably try to find another pair of clean socks. (I do have many clean socks. Shadow falls over this idyllic situation when the word 'pair' is mentioned.)
And yet the splash is not so large that the entire foot is wet, so that parts of my feet are now crying 'we are sad and wet' while other parts of my feet are going 'but it's so snuggly and warm! Can't you just wait a bit, the wet bits are bound to dry soon'.
I wonder if this is what Brexit feels like if you are a country. Get it together, feet.
I should probably try to find another pair of clean socks. (I do have many clean socks. Shadow falls over this idyllic situation when the word 'pair' is mentioned.)
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The socks did in fact dry out while I walked the dogs in them. Now all feet are happy again.
I bought two packages.
wethey can see,wethey will know that(also for some reason every single pair of socks I own seems to be a different shape and weight as well as colour.)
Your most excellent description of wet bit sock had me in stitches
I wish I could do the unmatched sock thing. Every so often I resolve to try it, but always end up sneaking back upstairs and swapping back to matched socks. which is odd because in general, odd socks seems like the kind of thing I'd do.
Edited at 2016-09-04 03:59 (UTC)
In theory I have some crocs that I use for this purpose. In practice, I am always forgetting which ones I designated slipperalikes and wandering outside in them or losing them...
Basically I applaud your method but am too slipshod (literally!) and careless to follow it consistently.