do not pass go,
do not collect £200,
GO DIRECTLY TO SHOWER desperate.
It was melting. On the plus side, the dogs found it too warm to be riotous and even though I took my courage in both hands and let Rosie offlead, she behaved impeccably.
I didn't manage to garden after that. It was just too hot and damp. Is there any redeeming feature to a hot, wet, late August? There were two ripe figs on my fig tree today, but the slugs got to them before I did. There's something wrong when slugs are picking tree fruit six feet off the ground!
I bought an
I have no idea where I found that effect option, and I soon realised that trying to remember which of the range of menus was hidden behind each of the three buttons (really, I wish designers could get past this minimalist approach to button allocation) was going to take long enough that Rosie was starting to look impatient, so I gave up and resolved to try again later.
Poor old Helga Saab, who is coming up to her 150,000 mile anniversary, failed her MOT for the first time on Friday. She is staying at the garage and Dave says he will try to fix her up so she'll pass on the re-test on Monday. Fingers crossed she passes, and none of the work is insanely expensive...