bunn (bunn) wrote,
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bunn

The Hobbit Movie Retold.

For example :
DWARF WITH THE FUNNY HAT: I wish you all the luck in the world, Bilbo.
BILBO: And I wish you dwarves could’ve mentioned your names a bit more frequently, because I feel like this is a very warm and special moment between us, Dwarf With The Funny Hat.
DWARF WITH THE FUNNY HAT: Is that your sword glowing with eldritch light because we are about to be swallowed by a goblin kingdom or are you just happy to see me?
GOBLINS: Hiiii.

Well, it made me laugh. The rest of it is here.

Tags: films, tolkien
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