bunn (bunn) wrote,
bunn
bunn

  • Mood:

Symptoms

On the Lemsip box, the contents claims to treat:
  • Headache
  • Fever
  • Blocked Nose
  • Body Aches and Pains
  • Sore Throat.

It does not mention:
  • That feeling as if the top of your head had come off and your brain had become filled with helium, and is now hovering about half a mile up, connected to your body only by the slowest and most tenuous connections.
  • Extreme enfeeblement of the upper arms, making one feel like a rather limp Tyrannosaurus Rex.
  • whatever that thing is that makes you rub your eyebrows.
  • Timeslip effects : sit down for 5 minutes, when you stand up it is three hours later
  • The proliferation of typos.
Tags: health, me, probably overthinking, wittering, woe
Subscribe
  • Post a new comment

    Error

    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

  • 21 comments