Pumpkin Racer F1 has come up all distorted and peculiar. As it is an F1 hybrid, which I think is produced by crossing two lines that are more or less completely uniform, and is supposed to produce a very uniform vigorous F1 generation, I *think* that means that this is a genuine freak-of-nature mutant! Cool!
I am not sure if it will survive to produce pumpkins, but I'm going to see if it will.
Also, if you have no milk, using tinned coconut milk in coffee produces a strange, but not unpleasing result.