What you don't realise is that the internet was created by a sinister spider-worshipping cult in order to spread their control across the world. At the heart of their religion lurks the great spider god itself, but its worshippers also believe in an all-encompassing spidery force - "The Web" - that links all living beings together, with their god at the centre. Their priesthood - the Invincible Spider Priesthood - mediates between the populace and the god, guiding acolytes in their access to The Web. Very few are aware of the existence of the cult, but the time of revelation will soon come to pass. Once the majority of the people in the world regularly utter phrases such as "everything on the web," the cult will reveal its existence, in the hope that everyone has become so accustomed to relying on the web, that they will seamlessly move into placing their trust in The Web.

So, yes, it does seem odd that a member of the ISP could risk blowing its cover like this with such a blatant expression of their faith. I can only assume that the time of revelation is nearer than we thought.

It's terrifyingly true!

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