I can't be bothered with all the other Q's in that meme that is floating about, but I will answer the one that asks about your perfect job, as  I actually have an answer to that one. 

I would like to be a sculptor.  Specifically, I would like Heather Jansch's job (and, obviously, also her talent, experience, work ethic and vision... :--D) .  I would probably make more greyhounds and not quite so many horses, but I am just awed by the movement she shows in her driftwood animals.   The idea of being able to spend all day making such superb animals out of wood and selling them for huge sums ... what's not to like!  

I shall use my polymer clay hiver icon for this post, to illustrate the sad divide between dream and reality!