We know the story: the bills will come down slightly, and that will be swallowed by growth and geography. If this is the lead story then I assume that nowhere in Devon and Cornwall has anything at all happened.
Oh well, I guess it beats surfing hamsters and the romantic engagements of geese. Also, the weather isn't good enough for hamsters to surf at the moment.
I forgot to mention that I have broken my iconic No Whining mug. I feel bereft!
Edit: I spoke too soon. No surfing hamsters, but the second story was some baby otters in a bath. V. cute.