September 8th, 2010

George Smiley

A Poem To Business Link (with thanks to Dr Seuss)

 I do not want your Business Pack
i do not want it, Business Link

Would you like it here or there?

I would not like it here or there.
I would not like it anywhere.
I do not want your Business Pack
i do not want it, Business Link!

Would you like it in your house?
Would you scroll it with your mouse?


I do not want it in my house.
I will not scroll it with my mouse.
I do not want it here or there.
I do not want it anywhere.
I do not like your Business Packs.
I do not like them, Business Link!

Would you read it through the post?
Would you read it embossed on toast?


Not through the post. And not on toast.
Not in my house. Not with my mouse.
I do not want it here or there.
I do not want it anywhere.
I WILL not read your Business Pack
I do not like it Business Link!