My telephone has - well, not quite died, but it is very ill. It still makes calls, but the screen is stuck in 'lantern' mode and won't come out of it, so the address book, clock, etc are invisible.

Fortunately, philmophlegm went over to the Blackberry side recently, so I have his old phone. Amazed by the number of photos of his contacts that he had taken the trouble to store in his telephone. I took great delight in deleting them all. It made me feel like a Cyberman, only, well a happy one that enjoys his work. DELETE!