And, most seasonally, given that it's now very definitely spring:
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ETA: and I had to add this one:
While others are boasting of their Sax adventures, practice it!
It is true that prowess at the saxophone or any other instrument is indeed mostly a matter of practice. I also appreciated the name and email address of the sender: "Lance Pagan" : <email@example.com>