... Most of the shops are just starting to put up Christmas stuff, but one shop I passed had in one window a big poster warning people not to accidentally roast hedgehogs in their bonfires tomorrow, and in the other window, a furry toy robot with a sign round his neck saying 'I am lost, I was left in this shop. Does anyone know where I belong?' Shades of Bagpuss.
... I bought a delicious looking bun from the bakery for breakfast, and when they scanned it in I found that its name was a 'Lardy Slice'. No illusions there then!
... everything smells pleasantly of woodsmoke.