I deduce that there has been even less news than usual, as we also have an extended version of the 'digital photos from our viewers' feature, and an interminable story about a Dartmoor fiddler who has been on an exchange visit with some urban rappers.
A reprise of the famous 'goose that fell in love with a watering can' story cannot be far off, I must try and think if there are any Oldies Club stories I could try and get them to cover since they are clearly short of material.