I accidentally clicked on a listing of stray dogs being dealt with by Rochdale Dog Rescue, who deal with the dumped and unwanted.
And I saw this staring at me:
He's very thin and living in emergency boarding. Seems to be dog and cat friendly though they can't do a full assessment till he goes to a proper rescue.
Repeat after me: can't adopt them all. Can't adopt them all. Can't adopt them all...
If anyone reading this knows someone who wants a dog like Volga, please send them the link above! I'm sure a rescue space could be found if a home was waiting.